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cecht
cecht
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Last night at the airport,

4 Feb 2023 19:18:22 UTC
Message 207614
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    Last night at the airport, there was a woman completely passed out at the baggage carousel. ...


         She slowly came around.

    Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

    Scrooge McDuck
    Scrooge McDuck
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    My son asked me, "What does

    4 Feb 2023 21:18:30 UTC
    Message 207616
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      My son asked me, "What does 'déjà vu' mean?"

      I said, "I think you asked me this before."

      Tom M
      Tom M
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      It's hard to take the High

      6 Feb 2023 15:00:07 UTC
      Message 207668
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        It's hard to take the High Road 

        In the middle of an argument.

         

         

        A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

        Kavanagh
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        My Mrs gave me an envelope

        8 Feb 2023 8:14:07 UTC
        Message 207764
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          My Mrs gave me an envelope earlier marked, 'DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2024',

          inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted...

           

          Richard

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          Ha!

          8 Feb 2023 12:52:02 UTC
          Message 207771 in response to message 207764
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            Ha!

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            cecht
            cecht
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            My wife told me I have two

            9 Feb 2023 20:34:28 UTC
            Message 207818
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              My wife told me I have two major faults: I don't listen, and...
                something else.

               

              Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

              Tom M
              Tom M
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              cecht wrote: My wife told me

              9 Feb 2023 22:28:08 UTC
              Message 207822 in response to message 207818
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                cecht wrote:

                My wife told me I have two major faults: I don't listen, and...
                  something else.

                 

                <suppressed giggle>

                A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                RandyC
                RandyC
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                Why is it a bad idea to do

                13 Feb 2023 3:39:40 UTC
                Message 208033
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                  Why is it a bad idea to do ballroom dancing with a horse?

                   

                  Because he has two left feet.

                  Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

                  Tom M
                  Tom M
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                  Ah Choo!

                  13 Feb 2023 3:53:22 UTC
                  Message 208036 in response to message 208033
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                    Ah Choo!

                    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                    cecht
                    cecht
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                    Have you ever tried archery

                    13 Feb 2023 13:14:12 UTC
                    Message 208054
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                      Have you ever tried archery blindfolded?...
                       

                           You don't know what you're missing.

                      Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

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