On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple
are involved
in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves
sitting outside
the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process
them into Heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they
possibly get
married in Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter
says, "I don't
know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me
go find out",
and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months
passed and the
couple are still waiting. As they waited, they
discussed that IF
they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was
the eternal
aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they
wondered, "Are we
stuck together FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,
looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple,
"you CAN get
married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just
wondering, what if
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in
Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard
onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three
months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll
take me to find
On their way to get married,
)
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple
are involved
in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves
sitting outside
the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process
them into Heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they
possibly get
married in Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter
says, "I don't
know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me
go find out",
and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months
passed and the
couple are still waiting. As they waited, they
discussed that IF
they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was
the eternal
aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they
wondered, "Are we
stuck together FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,
looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple,
"you CAN get
married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just
wondering, what if
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in
Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard
onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three
months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll
take me to find
a LAWYER!
Freedom of Speech is a cherished right in every democracy and democratic institution.
Signs from around the world.
)
Signs from around the world. Text only, not pictures, and they are hilarious....
http://txc.net.au/~mapie/hotelsigns.htm
Good Morning! Good Afternoon!
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Good Morning! Good Afternoon! Good Night!...What's going on in your part of the world?
No much in this part of the
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No much in this part of the world, but yesterday we had a Good Morning! Good Afternoon! and Good Night!
Not sure about the Night, slep through it.
Try the Pizza@Home project, good crunching.
RE: No much in this part of
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If you woke up this morning then it was a good night.
RE: If you woke up this
)
I'll let you know after I wake up!!!!
Try the Pizza@Home project, good crunching.
Kath is UOTD at HashClash!!!
)
Kath is UOTD at HashClash!!!
RE: Kath is UOTD at
)
G'day Bruce...
...and well done Kath. :o)
Looks like another round of nettle beer is in order over at the TFFE bar.
Cheers, here is an Ovaltine
)
Cheers, here is an Ovaltine to you Kath.
Try the Pizza@Home project, good crunching.
Way to go Kath!...You are the
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Way to go Kath!...You are the Queen of Ovaltine Mountain!