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Bill592
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@Mike Ha Ha Ha ! That

@Mike

Ha Ha Ha !

That is a pretty good Yasser Arafat impression )

Bill

anniet
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RE: One can have too few

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One can have too few distinct great-great-grandparents .... :-)

Indeed one can...

close relation... or bring a bright beard to work day?

And why don't you just call a spade a digging thing for making holes in the ground with?

Once one is unable to distinguish between one's descendants and one's horses... one has gone too far in not going far enough to find oneself someone to go all one's way with...

following on from my next post... edit: Forgot I wanted to say something really nice about your photo Mike... I can't think of anything yet... but if I do...

it's lovely, really :))))

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anniet
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a boobed edit there people...

a boobed edit there people... marvellous...

it happened because I made the mistake of using one of these :
with one of these ) ...
it won't happen again.

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Phil
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The only thing I see in this

The only thing I see in this picture related to medicine appears to be dead. (Check the top of the bookcase)

I know I've been known to pick on our Dr. Hewson, but...umm...You said confidence?

Just asking.

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Mike Hewson
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Ok. You are seeing me from

Ok. You are seeing me from the patient's point of view. No biggie. :-)

From top left : Purple Dragon, Mrs Broccoli, Mini-Me The Skelington, Captain Carrot, Penelope Puppy. Next down : shall we say Kev Koala sniffing the butt of Simon Shark which is in turn harassing Pink Pig and Funny Bunny. Next down : I wouldn't know anyone of them from a bar of soap, they just came along for the photo shoot. But of interest they are all looking at the back of my head. The rest is heavy earth moving equipment either side and AlphaBettyCaterpillar around the neck.

My Significant Other's only comment was merely 'how many signatures is it for a Section 10*?' What a strange question. I have no idea what prompted that. She really should stay on-topic better IMHO.

Cheers, Mike.

* Involuntary commit to further care under The Mental Health Act 1985.

( edit ) As for ancestors : Caligula made his horse a Consul. A fine example to follow.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Bill592
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Sitting here in my Fav

Sitting here in my Fav Perkins restaurant. Drinking large amounts of Coffee
prior to going to work.

Causing trouble on the Internet with my trusty HP EliteBook ....

Bill

David S
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RE: RE: RE: When I'm at

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When I'm at work (or anything else at all).

[/super special DIY trepanning job and install icepacks on several new holes in anniet's head;*]

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Have you considered sending that to The Grand Masonic Order of Athiests, David? *Long blink*

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I only ask because it truly is the finest test of disbelief I think I have ever come across. The simplest reason I can think of for it possibly being rejected as a membership screening method, would be if all the existing masons were driven back into the arms of a deity begging to be granted a swift end under any circumstances.

For the handful of earth's inhabitants that make it through to the end and manage to make a start on decoding the colours...

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When I'm at work

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(or anything else at all).

...is where I decided to stop... in part because any further drilling into my skull - to release the demons you put in there - might cause the whole edifice that is my head to fall apart. I hope you don't mind that I really don't care if you mind because I took the liberty of using the same method with these words of yours too...

I can't help noticing that A: you did not actually stop there; and B: that you did not respond in the slightest to my deductions about your mystery person.

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Following so hotly on the heels of your highly insulting reference to my lefthandedness... which unfortunately made me laugh so much it nearly cheered me up enough to start being nice to you all again... I am SO GLAD I DIDN'T *dark stare of doom into all four corners of thread at once* ...


So close and yet so far.

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*flip nose disdainfully in air and see where it lands*

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Mike...
I was unaware that you had plans in place to Manufacture Plutonium ?

*brighten up - marginally* You mean he could blow something up...

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If it was anyone but you (Anniet - Phil - Scott Etc. ) I'd be worried !

Ohhhhhh... that's comforting *scribble utterly illegible note in little black book... for evidence* May I enquire as to how, out of a choice of mere billions, we made your short list? *cool eyes in fridge for later use* Just one "Upshot Knothole" at him as he's "doing" a space lift and his oopsy-I'm-suddenly-quite-a-lot-upside-downsey-under-my-chair mission could be it.

Perhaps when we're all in little pieces, *cast distempered eyes at einsteinians* would be the time to think again...

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There I was, minding my own business, then SOMEBODY had to drag my name into it.

*flare wild nostrils at Phil - because it's not safe to do so at Bill*

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.... Gives Bill a sly smirk, brushes plutonium shavings from shirt, then returns to the milling machine

........milling machine... yeah right... you'll see... you'll ALL see...

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@Annie : I feel there is a genuine difficulty if one uses Thine Royal Family as a base case for discussing sanity issues.

Oh reeeeARRRLY? You'll see... *DARK STARE* You'll ALL see...

Did you know a sling when combined with a tin of tuna fish makes an excellent catapult?

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@MAGIC When I need something I can't reach... I don't ask browsing giraffes for assistance - I scale the shelves myself, thank you. I admit clambering is a bit challenging at the moment... *level detached gaze at MAGIC'S knees* ... but being medically allowed a walking weapon I now just swat at stuff and see what survived the fall into my trolley...


I'm apparently rather taller than you, but I've been known to use that technique as well.

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I see our soothsaying Lert Advisor's been in... *collect eyes from fridge* ... with a public information announcement for you all. Probably be forming a distant dustcloud on the horizon next time you see him...

edit: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease feel free to join him won't you...

:)


I think I might decline at this time.

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@Annie : You see, if you are a Windsor then you can be related to Queen Victoria say, by several lines of descent. Ahem. One can have too few distinct great-great-grandparents .... :-)


As I have already mentioned, it is believed I am related to the US Presidents Adams. We also speculate on the presence of royal blood in our lineage, but it would predate Victoria, since my emigrant ancestor made the voyage under the reign of Charles II.

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.... I'm really competing with David and his new found TV fame! :-)


You win!

I think I had more to say, but it's time to go home.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Mike Hewson
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That's a serious amount of

That's a serious amount of coffee there Bill and a decent glass of chilled dihydrogen monoxide too. But I see dawn's early light in the background so you're evidently in boot-up phase. :-)

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Well done on the 10 million too. :-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Phil
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RE: That's a serious amount

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That's a serious amount of coffee there Bill and a decent glass of chilled dihydrogen monoxide too. But I see dawn's early light in the background so you're evidently in boot-up phase. :-)

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Well done on the 10 million too. :-)

Speaking of chemical names. Did any of you hear about the uproar down in I believe it was Florida? I guess some radio station spoofed a chemical spill and reported there had been a large spill of "dihydrogen monoxide" and scared a lot of people.

Sad state of affairs for our education system :-)

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Bill592
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RE: That's a serious amount

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That's a serious amount of coffee there Bill and a decent glass of chilled dihydrogen monoxide too. But I see dawn's early light in the background so you're evidently in boot-up phase. :-)

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Well done on the 10 million too. :-)

Thanks Mike !

@David ... I didn't care (much anyway) which one of us got to 10 Mil
first ) I was just trying to 'Razz' ya a little bit. )

Looks like you will get there soon enough )

Howdy Phil

Goodnight All.

Bill

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